Jenny Rodriguez

If you have a miscarriage when you're married, does that make it a Mrs. Carriage? I'm gay. How gay are you? You guys want to do that? We'll do that. I'm gay. How gay are you? I am so gay that I love cocking my ass. I am gay. I'm a bisexual woman. I celebrate my bisexuality the best way that I know how. That's, of course, by having a boyfriend. I love my boyfriend, but he hates me.

The other night, the other night we were having sex and it was getting pretty hot. So I was like, fuck me like a whore. And then he just kept fucking me the same exact way.

My boyfriend got picked first and then I got picked second. It was all bucket draw. Were you like a lot funnier than him or something? I was a lot funnier than him. I'll say that.

He's the funniest guy that I know.

So actually, he's not my boyfriend. He's not my fiancé.

That's right. So, yeah, we just got engaged. I got a promotion. I got a new car.

I work at Costco. Thank you.

I'm a tire installer. You're a what? I'm a tire installer.

I was a tire installer before. Now I'm like a supervisor when they need me to be.

I get paid decently. Benefits are good. I get vacation tomorrow. I get some, I mean, Christmas I get paid. That's cool.

Shout out to Christmas.

Sex is still there. We're still doing it.

I'm like, we had sex a couple days ago. That was cool.

I mean, I suck his dick like every couple days. I feel like that makes up for that.