Jeremy Pazderic
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Why do I have a hundred sitting around?
And I put it in my wallet and,
And it's fucking right here.
And I swear to God, it is legal tender.
However, I'm terrified to use it because I don't want to get George Floyded.
No.
No, because wasn't he trying to pass counterfeit money and that's what led to the whole thing?
And then he tried to leave and then he died of natural causes.
Oh, yeah, no.
He definitely died of, like, drug overdose.
I mean, you could just say, oops, I didn't know.
Well, I don't think that actually works if you try to pass knowledge.
So, anyway, it sits in my wallet, and I'm, like, terrified to fucking try to use it.
But...
I am 98% sure that it's a real hundred dollar bill.
I still don't exactly know why it was here or why it was in the old shop.
I'm sure that I had a reason at some point, but yeah, that, that is my vault right there.
And the 2% keeps me from spending it.
So it's honestly, it's genius.
I think that was a pretty solid review.