Jeremy Pazderic

So she made like a splint out of a cardboard box and a towel to keep it steady on the way there.

And then I freak out because they're trying to give me a shot and weirdly enough.

And so the doctor's like, my mom looks at the doctor and goes, just set it.

And the doctor goes, that's going to hurt a lot.

And my mom goes, exhibit A. Yeah, teach him a lesson.

This is more trauma than you just set in the fucking bone.

Exactly.

And the doctor looks at my mom and goes, okay, hold him.

So my dad laid on my chest.

A nurse grabbed my one arm, and my mom laid on my legs.

And the doctor took my arm.

And all I can say is it felt like the worst Indian rug burn you've ever had.

yeah that's and yeah they used to like do that on your arm oh fuck yeah i still do it to people right and that's all it really felt to me last week right these nipples and uh and it just felt like a really bad indian rug burn it was like and he popped it in there and it got all set and they put it in a cast and x you know they x-rayed it put in the cast it was all fine my you know my arm's good and uh yeah the moral of the story is uh

pain's not a bad thing i guess you know quit being a pussy it's not but also like just don't be a bitch and let them put the needle in you you know i've gotten better since then um yeah but you know i was a kid and i just fucking hated man fucking needles don't bother me honestly it didn't hurt it didn't hurt bad enough where i was like oh i really should have got the shot i was like all right it's over it's fine

Just don't give me a shot, man.

Now that I have to give myself a shot every week, I've gotten a lot better about it.

I can do that now, but

but like, I don't like, um, but I, when I got stitches, like the last three times I've gotten stitches, cause I've had lots of stitches.

I'm like, they were stitching my arm up and I kept like going like this.

And the doctor's like, hey, I'm trying.