Jeremy Posdarek
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Anyway.
Don't you wash poop with soap every time you wash your ass?
I remember one time we were out four-wheeling and my ass was getting so chafed from fucking riding four-wheelers and not showering for a three-day weekend.
It was starting to get so fucking sore.
I just bare-assed it into a fucking creek real quick and fucking scrubbed up.
Great rest of the weekend.
I hope nobody downstream was trying to get a drink.
To be fair, I want to shit everywhere in Michigan, too.
That's so nasty.
It's just because the state sucks.
I mean, but you pee in the water, right?
Not a pool, but like a lake.
Not when I'm in it.
What?
You never, like, pissed your pants when you're out in the water?
Yeah, you warm up a little bit.
Water's cold.
Take a little leak, you know.
What am I going to do?
Run back 200 yards to the bathroom when I can just piss in Lake Michigan?