Jeremy Wells

So that one went to the Broadcasting Standards Authority and they decided that that was not good.

No.

It breached the standard of good taste and decency.

Yes.

The penalty was we had to say we have breached the standards of good taste and decency.

We're sorry.

We apologise the next week.

Yep.

What a great punishment.

We had to make a punishment and then we had to pay a $1,000 fine.

A skit during which bacon was suggested as a substitute for Christmas wrapping paper and in which the phrase Christmas is fucking excellent, I fucking love it, was used.

Well, that's all right, isn't it?

A skit in which Havoc wore an artificial horse's head while he appeared to imitate an Asian language.

Well, that was a parody of a Japanese sketch called Horse, and he did wear a thing, and he ran around with Benny Hill music, and there was Japanese kind of figurines, not figurines, writing on the thing.

Right.

A skit during which the presenters sailed around the America's Cup village in Auckland.

The presenters had a conversation with an Australian crew and asked them whether they brought women back to have sex on the boat's hull.

Oh, shit.

Oh, God.

They also referred to a group on the wharf as the Packer Wankers, and Newsboy claimed to recognise the TVNZ staff member among the group.