Jeremy

We went on quite a few dates after that, kind of started dating hot and heavy, probably mid-December.

And then she is now my wife of almost 16 years in May.

We have two beautiful 28-year-old daughters together, Emerson and Henley.

To add to it, she was my first girlfriend, too.

She's an amazing person.

She's actually the reason that I'm in armchairs.

One other thing to add to the story that's pretty cool.

So the night that she plugged me in her phone, her roommate basically begged her to text me.

She was on the verge of not texting.

And she was like, I'm plugging him in your phone.

So even if you don't text him tonight, you're going to do it at some point.

But she put me in her phone as Jeremy Chicken Boy.

And I am still to this day in her phone as Jeremy Chicken Boy.

He can't even keep straight which one of the girls I am.

I was asked about that several times with my coworkers and I will go on record saying it was a one and done for me.

It was meant to be.

Oh, man.

It really is.

Is she around?

She is not.