Jeremy

Nick, what was your story?

It is.

Where?

I just clicked on it.

This is like you see kids riding down the road.

This is one of those.

So let me just say that my e-bike goes 28 miles an hour and it gets a little scary.

My electric longboard goes like 18 to 20 depending and it's fucking terrifying.

Going 70 miles an hour on a scooter is retarded.

You will die.

I mean, scooters are so unstable, especially at speed.

Like you're riding a bicycle or a motorcycle at 70 miles.

it's like pretty smooth right because you have big big tire big wheels and like good control on these these wheels like any the steering is so twitchy yeah any error is compounded so much because of the size of the tires it's terrifying can you imagine if somebody was like you want to ride this i would be like yes i would or uh yes i would like to ride this i'd

I can't even imagine.

I mean, these are, can you imagine?

I literally just saw a comment stealing my thunder, but can you imagine ice just fucking cruising down the road?

After some woke retard going 70.

Oh, yeah.

Because that cop doesn't have anything to lose, man.

Like, he doesn't give a fuck about life or you.