Jerry O'Connell

And then I went to the bathroom, and there was... So you pooped the bed?

No, it was just in my underwear.

There was probably a little bit on the bed.

There might have been a tiny little bit.

The next morning, I saw a little on the sheet, and I was like, oh, no.

Are you a back sleeper?

No, kind of my side.

Okay, yeah, it's probably fine.

Did you tell your wife that there was poop in the bed?

So the good news was it was she finding out right now.

No, no, that's what she might be.

So here's the good news was we were we were staying at an Airbnb.

And if you're traveling with little kids, sleeping is a fucking nightmare.

They in a different house are like, oh, where am I?

So after the first night, which went horrible, we split it up where my son slept in the bed with me.

And then my daughter slept with my wife and the youngest was in his crib.

so it was with my son so we just i didn't have to tell him yeah no way that's just dude stuff yeah that's right that's just guys being dudes just two dudes in a bed together one of them have happened to shit themselves it happens i threw the underwear away fine perfect crime perfect crime i did the thing where you throw i threw the underwear away and then i like rolled up a bunch of toilet paper and threw it on top of it so no one saw that there was just underwear in the trash

It's kind of what I do when I eat ice cream, like a whole tub of ice cream.

Everyone buries trash.

That's another thing.