Jess Rickey

Sorry, I had to think it through in my head for a second.

No, that is correct.

I agree, but I also just think it's absurd to hand someone a piece of pizza without a handle.

Just the triangle bit off the bottom.

How are you going to eat that?

And by definition, I think if you're holding the crust, that makes it the top.

And also, if you think about the pizza as a circle to begin with, and the crust is the outside, and therefore it must be the top.

Top.

Right.

If you cut a tire into a pizza-shaped slice, I think I would still say the rubber bit is the handle.

Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I understand what you're saying, like it's the bottom because the tyre is touching the ground.

But see, by nature of a tyre, I think that the top of the tyre is the bit that's touching the car and the bottom is the bit on the ground.

Because we're all just on the hamster wheel of life.

Well, that's exactly right.

Well, that's exactly right.

And so profound.

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Thank you, Shona, for helping us see the whole pizza situation from a new angle.

I'd love to know what everybody else thinks.