Jess Roberts

That's a...

unreal but and we have these fantasies like how cool would it be to change your eye color and then we're like no fuck that yeah yeah yeah so I want to know what is the official medical name for procedures that change eye color there isn't one all-encompassing medical name for changing your eye color rather there are three different names for the three different ways that it can be done

Ooh.

Can you explain how each one works in really simple terms?

That sounds like super dangerous and like really wrecking your eye.

Oh, gosh.

And this is not legal in Australia?

Yeah.

It's not legal anywhere.

Like I'm vain, but I am not that vain.

And now I feel comfortable driving with her because before, I was like, thank God she's in a Tesla.

Yes.

Because that will save her driving if she's blind.

I'm like, if she's driving.

Yeah.

These cars drive themselves, right, Jess?

We're not going to crash in this car, right?

I wonder what...

vision impaired people actually think about these surgeries.

They would be like, you privileged idiots who don't understand how lucky you are.