Jess Roberts

Don't do it.

That is a long list of complications.

Do you know what I find so, so irritating?

And I don't know if people are as bad as me, but you said something about foreign body feeling.

Sensation, yeah.

Sensation.

If I have like one tiny little fluff or little strand or anything in my eye, it takes over my whole body and my whole feeling and it does my head in until I can find it and remove it.

That was my tennis the other week.

And usually it's like when you wear like something fluffy and it's one tiny strand that you can't even see and you're there and you're trying to get it out of your eyelashes but you can't see it and you're trying and trying again.

That just drives me mad.

Imagine having something injected and having that feeling all the time like something's stuck in your eye.

I would lose my mind.

I'd be in a mental institution.

Yeah, I would actually lose my freaking mind.

Do you know what the worst is sometimes when you've got an eyelash that's pointing the wrong way?

And it's stabbing you in the eye.

You need to rip it out.

Yeah.

And you spoke about the iris implants, blindness.

So these are all a hard no.