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Jesse Eisenberg

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WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1598 - Jesse Eisenberg

Yeah, actually I think they were ultimately discredited.

WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1598 - Jesse Eisenberg

Yeah, actually I think they were ultimately discredited.

WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1598 - Jesse Eisenberg

Yeah, actually I think they were ultimately discredited.

WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1598 - Jesse Eisenberg

And what did your mom do? My mom was a birthday party clown. Isn't that crazy? In Jersey, she was, yeah. A birthday clown. Nein, nein, nein. Sie war beschäftigt. Sie war beschäftigt. Sie hat Tri-State-Area gemacht. Sie war wirklich gut. Sie war wie ein hippiescher Clown und ein Marxistischer Clown. Ich glaube, ihr größtes Spiel war, dass man verlieren muss, um zu gewinnen.

WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1598 - Jesse Eisenberg

And what did your mom do? My mom was a birthday party clown. Isn't that crazy? In Jersey, she was, yeah. A birthday clown. Nein, nein, nein. Sie war beschäftigt. Sie war beschäftigt. Sie hat Tri-State-Area gemacht. Sie war wirklich gut. Sie war wie ein hippiescher Clown und ein Marxistischer Clown. Ich glaube, ihr größtes Spiel war, dass man verlieren muss, um zu gewinnen.

WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1598 - Jesse Eisenberg

And what did your mom do? My mom was a birthday party clown. Isn't that crazy? In Jersey, she was, yeah. A birthday clown. Nein, nein, nein. Sie war beschäftigt. Sie war beschäftigt. Sie hat Tri-State-Area gemacht. Sie war wirklich gut. Sie war wie ein hippiescher Clown und ein Marxistischer Clown. Ich glaube, ihr größtes Spiel war, dass man verlieren muss, um zu gewinnen.

WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1598 - Jesse Eisenberg

Das war in der Zeit ziemlich süß, aber im Hintergrund war es nur kommunistische Propaganda von ihren Eltern. Sie ist der Grund, warum wir jetzt in Angst sind. Ich weiß, ich weiß, ich weiß. Ich weiß, meine Mutter, sie hat ein Buch über Jill Stein gemacht. Und also...

WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1598 - Jesse Eisenberg

Das war in der Zeit ziemlich süß, aber im Hintergrund war es nur kommunistische Propaganda von ihren Eltern. Sie ist der Grund, warum wir jetzt in Angst sind. Ich weiß, ich weiß, ich weiß. Ich weiß, meine Mutter, sie hat ein Buch über Jill Stein gemacht. Und also...

WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1598 - Jesse Eisenberg

Das war in der Zeit ziemlich süß, aber im Hintergrund war es nur kommunistische Propaganda von ihren Eltern. Sie ist der Grund, warum wir jetzt in Angst sind. Ich weiß, ich weiß, ich weiß. Ich weiß, meine Mutter, sie hat ein Buch über Jill Stein gemacht. Und also...

WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1598 - Jesse Eisenberg

Are they my age? They're 70.

WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1598 - Jesse Eisenberg

Are they my age? They're 70.

WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1598 - Jesse Eisenberg

Are they my age? They're 70.

WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1598 - Jesse Eisenberg

Yeah, exactly. My mom was like in a socialist Zionist organization with Bernie Sanders when she was younger. I think he was a little ahead of her. And yeah, my dad grew up more kind of working class-ish in Queens. But my mom was really... Both Jewish? Yeah, Jewish. Full Jew. Yeah. Yeah, me too. Yeah, thanks. It's kind of... I did my DNA. I mean, it's like the most embarrassing. Mine's like 99%.

WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1598 - Jesse Eisenberg

Yeah, exactly. My mom was like in a socialist Zionist organization with Bernie Sanders when she was younger. I think he was a little ahead of her. And yeah, my dad grew up more kind of working class-ish in Queens. But my mom was really... Both Jewish? Yeah, Jewish. Full Jew. Yeah. Yeah, me too. Yeah, thanks. It's kind of... I did my DNA. I mean, it's like the most embarrassing. Mine's like 99%.

WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1598 - Jesse Eisenberg

Yeah, exactly. My mom was like in a socialist Zionist organization with Bernie Sanders when she was younger. I think he was a little ahead of her. And yeah, my dad grew up more kind of working class-ish in Queens. But my mom was really... Both Jewish? Yeah, Jewish. Full Jew. Yeah. Yeah, me too. Yeah, thanks. It's kind of... I did my DNA. I mean, it's like the most embarrassing. Mine's like 99%.

WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1598 - Jesse Eisenberg

I'm 99.4 Ashkenazi. Really? Yeah. I mean, at some point, I mean, what is the number that's inbreeding? I was hoping for a little Viking. Of course, I was hoping for anything, just something I can, you know, brag about or something, but also something to think that I'm not going to die of some weird illness that is from inbreeding.

WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1598 - Jesse Eisenberg

I'm 99.4 Ashkenazi. Really? Yeah. I mean, at some point, I mean, what is the number that's inbreeding? I was hoping for a little Viking. Of course, I was hoping for anything, just something I can, you know, brag about or something, but also something to think that I'm not going to die of some weird illness that is from inbreeding.

WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1598 - Jesse Eisenberg

I'm 99.4 Ashkenazi. Really? Yeah. I mean, at some point, I mean, what is the number that's inbreeding? I was hoping for a little Viking. Of course, I was hoping for anything, just something I can, you know, brag about or something, but also something to think that I'm not going to die of some weird illness that is from inbreeding.

WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1598 - Jesse Eisenberg

That's true. My wife and I did test for everything. Yeah, and you're alright? I have three really, really bad things that are unexpressed, which means, like, I'm not gonna die for them. But I have something called, like, Usher's Syndrome. What is that? It's a thing where you just bleed out randomly. But, like, I... You have it or you have a genetic predisposition? No, I have these... Genau.

WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1598 - Jesse Eisenberg

That's true. My wife and I did test for everything. Yeah, and you're alright? I have three really, really bad things that are unexpressed, which means, like, I'm not gonna die for them. But I have something called, like, Usher's Syndrome. What is that? It's a thing where you just bleed out randomly. But, like, I... You have it or you have a genetic predisposition? No, I have these... Genau.