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Jesse Eisenberg

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2558 total appearances

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WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1598 - Jesse Eisenberg

Meine ältere Schwester hat ihren Namen verändert. Sie wollte das nicht. Und meine kleine Schwester... Aber sie ist nicht im Show-Business. Nein, nein. Meine kleine Schwester war ein Schauspieler, als sie jung war. Jetzt ist sie Therapistin und meine ältere Schwester nicht. Eine Therapistin? Ja. Ja.

WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1598 - Jesse Eisenberg

Meine ältere Schwester hat ihren Namen verändert. Sie wollte das nicht. Und meine kleine Schwester... Aber sie ist nicht im Show-Business. Nein, nein. Meine kleine Schwester war ein Schauspieler, als sie jung war. Jetzt ist sie Therapistin und meine ältere Schwester nicht. Eine Therapistin? Ja. Ja.

WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1598 - Jesse Eisenberg

Oh, about everything. I mean, I was a terrified child. But were you hypochondriac? Well, when I was in kindergarten, I had to carry two tissues to school in different pockets, one for crying and one for bleeding. And... My sweet, sweet mom just perpetuated this horrible habit by saying like, wait, honey, do you have your tissue for bleeding? And I said, yes. And you have your tissue for crying?

WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1598 - Jesse Eisenberg

Oh, about everything. I mean, I was a terrified child. But were you hypochondriac? Well, when I was in kindergarten, I had to carry two tissues to school in different pockets, one for crying and one for bleeding. And... My sweet, sweet mom just perpetuated this horrible habit by saying like, wait, honey, do you have your tissue for bleeding? And I said, yes. And you have your tissue for crying?

WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1598 - Jesse Eisenberg

Oh, about everything. I mean, I was a terrified child. But were you hypochondriac? Well, when I was in kindergarten, I had to carry two tissues to school in different pockets, one for crying and one for bleeding. And... My sweet, sweet mom just perpetuated this horrible habit by saying like, wait, honey, do you have your tissue for bleeding? And I said, yes. And you have your tissue for crying?

WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1598 - Jesse Eisenberg

Like the mom should have just said, oh, honey, you don't need those tissues. You're not going to cry or bleed. But my mom made sure I had both. Did you bleed? I don't think I bled. Oh, you know what? I used to have nosebleeds from anxiety. So, yeah, maybe that was it.

WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1598 - Jesse Eisenberg

Like the mom should have just said, oh, honey, you don't need those tissues. You're not going to cry or bleed. But my mom made sure I had both. Did you bleed? I don't think I bled. Oh, you know what? I used to have nosebleeds from anxiety. So, yeah, maybe that was it.

WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1598 - Jesse Eisenberg

Like the mom should have just said, oh, honey, you don't need those tissues. You're not going to cry or bleed. But my mom made sure I had both. Did you bleed? I don't think I bled. Oh, you know what? I used to have nosebleeds from anxiety. So, yeah, maybe that was it.

WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1598 - Jesse Eisenberg

And you were crying all the time? I was crying all the time. For no reason? Yeah, I could, you know what, I always, you know, it's funny, the thing you said a few minutes ago about like being wired for an emergency. Yeah. That's what I was. I was like wired for something terrible to happen.

WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1598 - Jesse Eisenberg

And you were crying all the time? I was crying all the time. For no reason? Yeah, I could, you know what, I always, you know, it's funny, the thing you said a few minutes ago about like being wired for an emergency. Yeah. That's what I was. I was like wired for something terrible to happen.

WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1598 - Jesse Eisenberg

And you were crying all the time? I was crying all the time. For no reason? Yeah, I could, you know what, I always, you know, it's funny, the thing you said a few minutes ago about like being wired for an emergency. Yeah. That's what I was. I was like wired for something terrible to happen.

WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1598 - Jesse Eisenberg

And now I'm also wired and in a similar way, but because of modern medication, it gets transferred into something a little more productive.

WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1598 - Jesse Eisenberg

And now I'm also wired and in a similar way, but because of modern medication, it gets transferred into something a little more productive.

WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1598 - Jesse Eisenberg

And now I'm also wired and in a similar way, but because of modern medication, it gets transferred into something a little more productive.

WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1598 - Jesse Eisenberg

But, oh, yeah, yeah, I had a very weird set of circumstances when I was young. And, yeah, I was, yeah.

WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1598 - Jesse Eisenberg

But, oh, yeah, yeah, I had a very weird set of circumstances when I was young. And, yeah, I was, yeah.

WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1598 - Jesse Eisenberg

But, oh, yeah, yeah, I had a very weird set of circumstances when I was young. And, yeah, I was, yeah.

WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1598 - Jesse Eisenberg

Yeah. Oh. Yeah, and also wiring and that lovely mix. Yeah, but are your parents, are they high strung? Nein, nein, meine Eltern sind normal. Ich weiß nicht, ich glaube, es sind vielleicht... Schwestern? Ein bisschen? Ja, also ich meine, ich war wirklich einfach einfach verärgert.

WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1598 - Jesse Eisenberg

Yeah. Oh. Yeah, and also wiring and that lovely mix. Yeah, but are your parents, are they high strung? Nein, nein, meine Eltern sind normal. Ich weiß nicht, ich glaube, es sind vielleicht... Schwestern? Ein bisschen? Ja, also ich meine, ich war wirklich einfach einfach verärgert.

WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1598 - Jesse Eisenberg

Yeah. Oh. Yeah, and also wiring and that lovely mix. Yeah, but are your parents, are they high strung? Nein, nein, meine Eltern sind normal. Ich weiß nicht, ich glaube, es sind vielleicht... Schwestern? Ein bisschen? Ja, also ich meine, ich war wirklich einfach einfach verärgert.