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Jesse Eisenberg

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The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump's Tariff Boredom, Hegseth Goes Diet Woke, Sports War: Super Bowl | Jesse Eisenberg

No, but, like, being, like, celebrated for something where I was trying to, like, find, like, meaning in my good life. And now my life got, like, let's say 3% or 4% better because of the movie. People like it. And now I don't even know what to do. Yes. So are you happier? No, that's what I'm saying. Not at all. Just not even 3% happier? No, no, because the abyss got bigger.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump's Tariff Boredom, Hegseth Goes Diet Woke, Sports War: Super Bowl | Jesse Eisenberg

No, but, like, being, like, celebrated for something where I was trying to, like, find, like, meaning in my good life. And now my life got, like, let's say 3% or 4% better because of the movie. People like it. And now I don't even know what to do. Yes. So are you happier? No, that's what I'm saying. Not at all. Just not even 3% happier? No, no, because the abyss got bigger.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump's Tariff Boredom, Hegseth Goes Diet Woke, Sports War: Super Bowl | Jesse Eisenberg

And so now I'm just, I think, more confused. Yes.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump's Tariff Boredom, Hegseth Goes Diet Woke, Sports War: Super Bowl | Jesse Eisenberg

And so now I'm just, I think, more confused. Yes.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump's Tariff Boredom, Hegseth Goes Diet Woke, Sports War: Super Bowl | Jesse Eisenberg

Yeah. Then I'm not going to make it. I'll make something else.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump's Tariff Boredom, Hegseth Goes Diet Woke, Sports War: Super Bowl | Jesse Eisenberg

Yeah. Then I'm not going to make it. I'll make something else.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump's Tariff Boredom, Hegseth Goes Diet Woke, Sports War: Super Bowl | Jesse Eisenberg

Yeah, that's my big question. I mean, like, I, my character and also me, Jesse, I'm so envious and jealous of people like Kieran's character who kind of walks in late to a room, but somehow everybody loves him. And I get there early and I'm helped setting up the chairs and everybody's kind of annoyed that I'm like, you know, and like.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump's Tariff Boredom, Hegseth Goes Diet Woke, Sports War: Super Bowl | Jesse Eisenberg

Yeah, that's my big question. I mean, like, I, my character and also me, Jesse, I'm so envious and jealous of people like Kieran's character who kind of walks in late to a room, but somehow everybody loves him. And I get there early and I'm helped setting up the chairs and everybody's kind of annoyed that I'm like, you know, and like.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump's Tariff Boredom, Hegseth Goes Diet Woke, Sports War: Super Bowl | Jesse Eisenberg

And for just some reason, the world loves that person and doesn't like me. And a lot of that just has to do with that that person seems, like, real. You know? And so I think about people all the time like that. And I think, like, I'm so envious. I wish I could light up a room like that. But then... I get home to my relatively stable life, and I wonder, like, what those people are doing now.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump's Tariff Boredom, Hegseth Goes Diet Woke, Sports War: Super Bowl | Jesse Eisenberg

And for just some reason, the world loves that person and doesn't like me. And a lot of that just has to do with that that person seems, like, real. You know? And so I think about people all the time like that. And I think, like, I'm so envious. I wish I could light up a room like that. But then... I get home to my relatively stable life, and I wonder, like, what those people are doing now.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump's Tariff Boredom, Hegseth Goes Diet Woke, Sports War: Super Bowl | Jesse Eisenberg

Like, what happens when the music turns off, and what are they left with when they're alone? And it makes my envy turn into something like sympathy, you know? And that's kind of what this movie is. Like, you're kind of annoyed by this character that Kieran plays, but by the end, hopefully, kind of, like, brokenhearted about who this person is and what they have to deal with when they're alone.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump's Tariff Boredom, Hegseth Goes Diet Woke, Sports War: Super Bowl | Jesse Eisenberg

Like, what happens when the music turns off, and what are they left with when they're alone? And it makes my envy turn into something like sympathy, you know? And that's kind of what this movie is. Like, you're kind of annoyed by this character that Kieran plays, but by the end, hopefully, kind of, like, brokenhearted about who this person is and what they have to deal with when they're alone.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump's Tariff Boredom, Hegseth Goes Diet Woke, Sports War: Super Bowl | Jesse Eisenberg

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump's Tariff Boredom, Hegseth Goes Diet Woke, Sports War: Super Bowl | Jesse Eisenberg

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump's Tariff Boredom, Hegseth Goes Diet Woke, Sports War: Super Bowl | Jesse Eisenberg

Whatever money it... Yeah, yes. You know, it's so funny. Yes, I'm delusional. I just did this movie, Now You See Me 3, okay? And it's like a big... That's right.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump's Tariff Boredom, Hegseth Goes Diet Woke, Sports War: Super Bowl | Jesse Eisenberg

Whatever money it... Yeah, yes. You know, it's so funny. Yes, I'm delusional. I just did this movie, Now You See Me 3, okay? And it's like a big... That's right.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump's Tariff Boredom, Hegseth Goes Diet Woke, Sports War: Super Bowl | Jesse Eisenberg

No, but, like, so the movie's like a big Hollywood movie and everything, but I play this very confident, like, magician, and I'm an incredibly confident performer in the movie, and I end every day on those sets going, I did great.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump's Tariff Boredom, Hegseth Goes Diet Woke, Sports War: Super Bowl | Jesse Eisenberg

No, but, like, so the movie's like a big Hollywood movie and everything, but I play this very confident, like, magician, and I'm an incredibly confident performer in the movie, and I end every day on those sets going, I did great.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump's Tariff Boredom, Hegseth Goes Diet Woke, Sports War: Super Bowl | Jesse Eisenberg

And I never have that feeling on sets ever, but because my character's so confident, I'm standing in a different way, my face is doing different things that are tricking my brain into thinking it's really happy, and it's, like, the most amazing thing. So in this movie, yeah, I kind of felt, like, diminished at the end of every day because Kieran's character's, like, diminishing me.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump's Tariff Boredom, Hegseth Goes Diet Woke, Sports War: Super Bowl | Jesse Eisenberg

And I never have that feeling on sets ever, but because my character's so confident, I'm standing in a different way, my face is doing different things that are tricking my brain into thinking it's really happy, and it's, like, the most amazing thing. So in this movie, yeah, I kind of felt, like, diminished at the end of every day because Kieran's character's, like, diminishing me.