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Jesse Eisenberg

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
2558 total appearances

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The New Zuckerberg

You know, that's what the Facebook is going to be about. People are going to log on because after all the cake and watermelon, there's a chance they're actually going to get laid. Meet a girl. Yes. That is really good.

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The New Zuckerberg

You know, that's what the Facebook is going to be about. People are going to log on because after all the cake and watermelon, there's a chance they're actually going to get laid. Meet a girl. Yes. That is really good.

Search Engine
The New Zuckerberg

You know, that's what the Facebook is going to be about. People are going to log on because after all the cake and watermelon, there's a chance they're actually going to get laid. Meet a girl. Yes. That is really good.

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HTDE: Don't Get in the Fridge, with Jesse Eisenberg

Great. Okay, great. But I didn't prepare anything. Is that okay? That's not a problem.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
HTDE: Don't Get in the Fridge, with Jesse Eisenberg

Great. Okay, great. But I didn't prepare anything. Is that okay? That's not a problem.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
HTDE: Don't Get in the Fridge, with Jesse Eisenberg

Great. Okay, great. But I didn't prepare anything. Is that okay? That's not a problem.

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HTDE: Don't Get in the Fridge, with Jesse Eisenberg

Yeah, I'm worse. Yeah, my advice would be, God, what would my advice be? No, I mean you can't take advice from somebody who's far worse at it than you are. Maybe some kind of โ€“ I was going to say maybe some kind of self-hatred so that you could โ€“ it will stifle you more.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
HTDE: Don't Get in the Fridge, with Jesse Eisenberg

Yeah, I'm worse. Yeah, my advice would be, God, what would my advice be? No, I mean you can't take advice from somebody who's far worse at it than you are. Maybe some kind of โ€“ I was going to say maybe some kind of self-hatred so that you could โ€“ it will stifle you more.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
HTDE: Don't Get in the Fridge, with Jesse Eisenberg

Yeah, I'm worse. Yeah, my advice would be, God, what would my advice be? No, I mean you can't take advice from somebody who's far worse at it than you are. Maybe some kind of โ€“ I was going to say maybe some kind of self-hatred so that you could โ€“ it will stifle you more.

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HTDE: Don't Get in the Fridge, with Jesse Eisenberg

But actually self-hatred for me makes me ramble on further because I'm trying to apologize for the initial thing that I said and then apologize for the apology afterwards. So actually maybe self-love, Sharon. Maybe find some self-love and then you won't feel the need to kind of ramble like I am now.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
HTDE: Don't Get in the Fridge, with Jesse Eisenberg

But actually self-hatred for me makes me ramble on further because I'm trying to apologize for the initial thing that I said and then apologize for the apology afterwards. So actually maybe self-love, Sharon. Maybe find some self-love and then you won't feel the need to kind of ramble like I am now.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
HTDE: Don't Get in the Fridge, with Jesse Eisenberg

But actually self-hatred for me makes me ramble on further because I'm trying to apologize for the initial thing that I said and then apologize for the apology afterwards. So actually maybe self-love, Sharon. Maybe find some self-love and then you won't feel the need to kind of ramble like I am now.

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HTDE: Don't Get in the Fridge, with Jesse Eisenberg

Yes. Yes. But that's each night. And yes, it's when I've said something that I worry offended somebody. What I find myself doing is walking around the streets in New York or biking around the streets screaming what I said. Like I once said something that was mean. I was 10 years old and I said a mean thing to somebody else. And it just so destroyed me that still I find myself on my bike screaming.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
HTDE: Don't Get in the Fridge, with Jesse Eisenberg

Yes. Yes. But that's each night. And yes, it's when I've said something that I worry offended somebody. What I find myself doing is walking around the streets in New York or biking around the streets screaming what I said. Like I once said something that was mean. I was 10 years old and I said a mean thing to somebody else. And it just so destroyed me that still I find myself on my bike screaming.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
HTDE: Don't Get in the Fridge, with Jesse Eisenberg

Yes. Yes. But that's each night. And yes, it's when I've said something that I worry offended somebody. What I find myself doing is walking around the streets in New York or biking around the streets screaming what I said. Like I once said something that was mean. I was 10 years old and I said a mean thing to somebody else. And it just so destroyed me that still I find myself on my bike screaming.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
HTDE: Don't Get in the Fridge, with Jesse Eisenberg

Still yelling the thing. I can't even say it here. It's too traumatic. Because, yeah, I felt so embarrassed because it wasn't me. I don't know who it was. I mean, it was me, but it didn't feel like me. Anyway, my wife and I always joke that, you know, each one of us will walk around saying the thing that we feel guilty for saying about 10 years ago, just blurting it out on the street.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
HTDE: Don't Get in the Fridge, with Jesse Eisenberg

Still yelling the thing. I can't even say it here. It's too traumatic. Because, yeah, I felt so embarrassed because it wasn't me. I don't know who it was. I mean, it was me, but it didn't feel like me. Anyway, my wife and I always joke that, you know, each one of us will walk around saying the thing that we feel guilty for saying about 10 years ago, just blurting it out on the street.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
HTDE: Don't Get in the Fridge, with Jesse Eisenberg

Still yelling the thing. I can't even say it here. It's too traumatic. Because, yeah, I felt so embarrassed because it wasn't me. I don't know who it was. I mean, it was me, but it didn't feel like me. Anyway, my wife and I always joke that, you know, each one of us will walk around saying the thing that we feel guilty for saying about 10 years ago, just blurting it out on the street.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
HTDE: Don't Get in the Fridge, with Jesse Eisenberg

Right. So this concept of trying to help this person immediately took a nosedive into making things worse. Okay, good. But at least we also brought up trauma for you, so we at least accomplished that.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
HTDE: Don't Get in the Fridge, with Jesse Eisenberg

Right. So this concept of trying to help this person immediately took a nosedive into making things worse. Okay, good. But at least we also brought up trauma for you, so we at least accomplished that.