Jesse Eisenberg

And this was just like a failure because of me. And then I just started having these weird fantasies. Of course, I'm going to go home to visit my wife on a weekend and Michael's going to be there in bed with her like, hey, too late, buddy. And I've since met him. It's funny that he's like the nicest person. He's impossible to dislike.

But just at the time, I was getting recognized on the street as him all the time to the point where when I said to the people, no, I'm a different person. They was like, yeah, fuck you. You're him. It was a weird thing. I think it's more common to have that than not, because mine was Zach Braff the whole early ride. Thank you for saying that. It is more common than not.

But just at the time, I was getting recognized on the street as him all the time to the point where when I said to the people, no, I'm a different person. They was like, yeah, fuck you. You're him. It was a weird thing. I think it's more common to have that than not, because mine was Zach Braff the whole early ride. Thank you for saying that. It is more common than not.

But just at the time, I was getting recognized on the street as him all the time to the point where when I said to the people, no, I'm a different person. They was like, yeah, fuck you. You're him. It was a weird thing. I think it's more common to have that than not, because mine was Zach Braff the whole early ride. Thank you for saying that. It is more common than not.

Every time I talk to an actor, it's always, oh, yeah, mine is this person. And I was this for Michael, too.

Every time I talk to an actor, it's always, oh, yeah, mine is this person. And I was this for Michael, too.

Every time I talk to an actor, it's always, oh, yeah, mine is this person. And I was this for Michael, too.

This is an Andy Samberg headshot.

This is an Andy Samberg headshot.

This is an Andy Samberg headshot.

And he had, I think, told a story publicly about getting recognized at me at a bar or something. And I remember thinking like, That was a fluke. Exactly. Whereas for me, I mean, literally I got cornered in an ATM by somebody aggressive saying like, yes, you are. Yes, you are. And I was like, OK, fine, fine, fine. I am. I am.

And he had, I think, told a story publicly about getting recognized at me at a bar or something. And I remember thinking like, That was a fluke. Exactly. Whereas for me, I mean, literally I got cornered in an ATM by somebody aggressive saying like, yes, you are. Yes, you are. And I was like, OK, fine, fine, fine. I am. I am.

And he had, I think, told a story publicly about getting recognized at me at a bar or something. And I remember thinking like, That was a fluke. Exactly. Whereas for me, I mean, literally I got cornered in an ATM by somebody aggressive saying like, yes, you are. Yes, you are. And I was like, OK, fine, fine, fine. I am. I am.

And it's just like the weirdest existential crisis to be stuck in this vestibule going, I am the other person. I am the other person. Let's take a picture. One time my sister's friend said, you look like the guy in that movie. I mean, you're obviously like a better looking version of him, but like you look like him. And I remember thinking, oh, that's so interesting.

And it's just like the weirdest existential crisis to be stuck in this vestibule going, I am the other person. I am the other person. Let's take a picture. One time my sister's friend said, you look like the guy in that movie. I mean, you're obviously like a better looking version of him, but like you look like him. And I remember thinking, oh, that's so interesting.

And it's just like the weirdest existential crisis to be stuck in this vestibule going, I am the other person. I am the other person. Let's take a picture. One time my sister's friend said, you look like the guy in that movie. I mean, you're obviously like a better looking version of him, but like you look like him. And I remember thinking, oh, that's so interesting.

So the objective opinion is that I'm ugly to the point where she apologized for making that comparison. comparison.

So the objective opinion is that I'm ugly to the point where she apologized for making that comparison. comparison.

So the objective opinion is that I'm ugly to the point where she apologized for making that comparison. comparison.

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