Jesse Waters

They're under the hot lava. They're dead. Scientists predict this volcano will erupt again in the near future, and we're going to send Greg out to look at it. Thank you. Tonight, Kamala's latest word salad. Down under, we have the tape. Can you move on? No, I can't. We'll also be talking about Biden.

He's in a Speedo. We could just put guys in Speedos as our warmer thing. I'm doing a bikini contest tomorrow. I am. Rosanna, you got anything?

He's in a Speedo. We could just put guys in Speedos as our warmer thing. I'm doing a bikini contest tomorrow. I am. Rosanna, you got anything?

Yeah, I'm so done.

Yeah, I'm so done.

There we go.

There we go.

I have a great Marilyn Monroe story I'll tell you guys after the show. It involves a volcano.

I have a great Marilyn Monroe story I'll tell you guys after the show. It involves a volcano.

All right.

All right.

I sleep like a baby. I never show up late for work.

I sleep like a baby. I never show up late for work.

I want a restless feeling that keeps me up at night.

I want a restless feeling that keeps me up at night.

I said I'm from the front pew of a wooden white church, a courthouse pocket steel.

I said I'm from the front pew of a wooden white church, a courthouse pocket steel.

Right.

Right.

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