Jesse Waters

He says to himself, God, did I make the wrong decision? So then he turns to the brunette on the left and he says, how are you doing, babe? Can I buy you a drink? And she goes, sure, I'll have a beer. It's a dude in a dress, not a viable option. So he's like to the blonde, let's go back to my place. This is who the Democrats are. They're the brunette cross-dressing at the bar, not a viable option.

I'm revoking permission.

I'm revoking permission.

Well, among other places in the house, Greg. But, you know, you're right. This isn't going to cost anything. You don't have to spend a lot of money to get healthy. And that's actually in the report. I look at this as common sense. Trump is a great parent. Look at his kids. No drinking, no smoking, no tattoos. They're all good looking and successful with their own nice families.

Well, among other places in the house, Greg. But, you know, you're right. This isn't going to cost anything. You don't have to spend a lot of money to get healthy. And that's actually in the report. I look at this as common sense. Trump is a great parent. Look at his kids. No drinking, no smoking, no tattoos. They're all good looking and successful with their own nice families.

You can't say that about the Bidens, and I don't want to get into any of the other Democrats' families because it's not right. But everybody knows who I'm talking about. My children don't drink soda. They don't have fruit juice. We try to do as much water as possible, and we all try to play sports and be outside as much as possible. That's the key. Try not to give them too many phones and screens.

You can't say that about the Bidens, and I don't want to get into any of the other Democrats' families because it's not right. But everybody knows who I'm talking about. My children don't drink soda. They don't have fruit juice. We try to do as much water as possible, and we all try to play sports and be outside as much as possible. That's the key. Try not to give them too many phones and screens.

Try to go outside and play with them, and try to eat relatively healthy. Jesse Jr. does love his chicken fingers. Mm-hmm.

Try to go outside and play with them, and try to eat relatively healthy. Jesse Jr. does love his chicken fingers. Mm-hmm.

You know, Ben Franklin was bored. And you know what he did? He invented like a thousand different things. I'm not Ben Franklin, so I don't invent anything when I'm bored. But I do stay busy because idle time is a devil's play thing. You got to keep active. My mom, she'd take me to places and she'd go, go make a friend. And I'd just be forced to go interact with people.

You know, Ben Franklin was bored. And you know what he did? He invented like a thousand different things. I'm not Ben Franklin, so I don't invent anything when I'm bored. But I do stay busy because idle time is a devil's play thing. You got to keep active. My mom, she'd take me to places and she'd go, go make a friend. And I'd just be forced to go interact with people.

Or she'd say, here's a stick, go outside. And then I'd hit squirrels with it. I mean, you always got to be doing something. Boarding's illegal as a child. It's banned in my house. Sandy, what are your thoughts about this?

Or she'd say, here's a stick, go outside. And then I'd hit squirrels with it. I mean, you always got to be doing something. Boarding's illegal as a child. It's banned in my house. Sandy, what are your thoughts about this?

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Do it on Fridays.

Do it on Fridays.

You did that with your analogy today before you go that blonde, dark character. You were talking beforehand. I know what Greg's bored. When Jessica's talking, he's just doodling.

You did that with your analogy today before you go that blonde, dark character. You were talking beforehand. I know what Greg's bored. When Jessica's talking, he's just doodling.

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