Jesse Waters

Yeah, I mean, I'd fall asleep if Tampon talked to me. And he won't. I've invited him on, like, twice, and he still is dodging. Bummer. So Tampon's career is over, Katie. You can't call ICE agents Nazis. That is a career ender. Federal law enforcement officials are Nazis. And this is coming from the guy that had a COVID snitch line. This is coming from the guy that...

He fantasizes over communist China, which is a little more in line with those other people that he mentioned. If you have a face tattoo and you have criminal convictions in this country and you're a foreign national and you get picked up, I don't want a lawyer. I don't want an appeal. I want you. Adios. Goodbye. And if he thinks they should stay in here while they fight through the legal system.

He fantasizes over communist China, which is a little more in line with those other people that he mentioned. If you have a face tattoo and you have criminal convictions in this country and you're a foreign national and you get picked up, I don't want a lawyer. I don't want an appeal. I want you. Adios. Goodbye. And if he thinks they should stay in here while they fight through the legal system.

No, absolutely not. Now, Hillary. She thinks it's virtuous to have the entire third world in Latin America break through the border right before their water breaks and then have a baby at an American hospital without health insurance and then just raise the kid in a hotel room in Midtown while we pay for it. Absolutely not. We want more babies.

No, absolutely not. Now, Hillary. She thinks it's virtuous to have the entire third world in Latin America break through the border right before their water breaks and then have a baby at an American hospital without health insurance and then just raise the kid in a hotel room in Midtown while we pay for it. Absolutely not. We want more babies.

Everybody wants Marbetis because if you don't have them, it's basic arithmetic, Katie. You go bankrupt first and then the civilization collapses. And all the policies the lefts are pushing is contributing to the decline of civilization, whether it's porn. Cannabis, rapid urbanization, rapid industrialization, high mortgage rates.

Everybody wants Marbetis because if you don't have them, it's basic arithmetic, Katie. You go bankrupt first and then the civilization collapses. And all the policies the lefts are pushing is contributing to the decline of civilization, whether it's porn. Cannabis, rapid urbanization, rapid industrialization, high mortgage rates.

All of these things are making it impossible to have children and raise children. I just feel bad for Chelsea Clinton. That's who I really mostly at these times. I'm sure you and Bill.

All of these things are making it impossible to have children and raise children. I just feel bad for Chelsea Clinton. That's who I really mostly at these times. I'm sure you and Bill.

Oh, wow.

Oh, wow.

Well, it's because they reversed the tariffs. That's why the market's behaving like it is. Not all of them. You know, there's a little box on your tax return, Harold, that you can check and you can voluntarily pay more. Have you ever done that? I follow the Trump model. I only pay what I have to pay.

Well, it's because they reversed the tariffs. That's why the market's behaving like it is. Not all of them. You know, there's a little box on your tax return, Harold, that you can check and you can voluntarily pay more. Have you ever done that? I follow the Trump model. I only pay what I have to pay.

OK, so you just want to make sure everybody has to pay more taxes under the threat of the IRS coming to your house with guns. But if you wanted to be so generous and kind because you think you want to save the country, you can do it. You don't. Can I make one point? Please, Jesse. I want to make a point about Medicare. Stop falling asleep.

OK, so you just want to make sure everybody has to pay more taxes under the threat of the IRS coming to your house with guns. But if you wanted to be so generous and kind because you think you want to save the country, you can do it. You don't. Can I make one point? Please, Jesse. I want to make a point about Medicare. Stop falling asleep.

They keep on saying you're going to cut Medicare for these people. You know what they're doing? If you're a young, able bodied, healthy American man, 26 years old, you don't even want to go to work. You can get on Medicaid. It's blowing a hole in the budget. Thanks to Barack Obama. You can live at your parents' house. play softball on the weekend, sell ecstasy on the side, not even look for a job.

They keep on saying you're going to cut Medicare for these people. You know what they're doing? If you're a young, able bodied, healthy American man, 26 years old, you don't even want to go to work. You can get on Medicaid. It's blowing a hole in the budget. Thanks to Barack Obama. You can live at your parents' house. play softball on the weekend, sell ecstasy on the side, not even look for a job.

I like that. And you can get free health care. That's what they're doing. They're just closing that lazy loophole.

I like that. And you can get free health care. That's what they're doing. They're just closing that lazy loophole.

I had to make Medicaid interesting. Why did you choose softball? Or baseball, Katie.