Jesse Waters

And then all the professors are like, OK, well, like, we're just going to go to the other room, like let you guys suffer the consequences of all this garbage. And that's where we are now. We're suffering from the consequences of stupid professors and people trying to impress these stupid professors. And we just need to get back to James Carville Democrats. Yeah.

I never even thought the government should have mandated seatbelts in cars.

I never even thought the government should have mandated seatbelts in cars.

You give them one thing and then they want to put everything in the car. What's next? What are they going to put an abortion clinic in every car? See, Harold, you got to stand strong.

You give them one thing and then they want to put everything in the car. What's next? What are they going to put an abortion clinic in every car? See, Harold, you got to stand strong.

Wait, they were Haitians? No. Allegedly. We have not confirmed those reports. Jesse. Just kidding, Haitians. We love you. Tonight, let's just go to what we're going to show you now. The Five has a podcast. It's about darn time, people. Listen, after the show airs here, you can now download it and listen to the whole audio.

Wait, they were Haitians? No. Allegedly. We have not confirmed those reports. Jesse. Just kidding, Haitians. We love you. Tonight, let's just go to what we're going to show you now. The Five has a podcast. It's about darn time, people. Listen, after the show airs here, you can now download it and listen to the whole audio.

Apple, Spotify, Fox News, podcast dot com. It's our own podcast. You idiot. It's us. They make this a podcast. It's not a podcast. You're complicating everything.

Apple, Spotify, Fox News, podcast dot com. It's our own podcast. You idiot. It's us. They make this a podcast. It's not a podcast. You're complicating everything.

All right. Don't ruin it any more than it already is ruined. Johnny caught up with Clooney. No.

All right. Don't ruin it any more than it already is ruined. Johnny caught up with Clooney. No.

Wow, nice timing, Dana. That's it for us. Have a great night.

Wow, nice timing, Dana. That's it for us. Have a great night.

Katie, I think he also took his grandkids in with him. Hey, it's good for your immune system. I myself have swam in the Potomac. I didn't get Potomac. It's probably just as bad as this creek. And I have a friend named Corey and he ate a raw clam once from the bowels of the Potomac. He survived. So I think it's okay. It's all right. You gotta live a little. Enjoy. Get outside.

Katie, I think he also took his grandkids in with him. Hey, it's good for your immune system. I myself have swam in the Potomac. I didn't get Potomac. It's probably just as bad as this creek. And I have a friend named Corey and he ate a raw clam once from the bowels of the Potomac. He survived. So I think it's okay. It's all right. You gotta live a little. Enjoy. Get outside.

Katie, I think he also took his grandkids in with him. Hey, it's good for your immune system. I myself have swam in the Potomac. I didn't get Potomac. It's probably just as bad as this creek. And I have a friend named Corey and he ate a raw clam once from the bowels of the Potomac. He survived. So I think it's okay. It's all right. You gotta live a little. Enjoy. Get outside.

It can't be worse than the tap water. Come on.

It can't be worse than the tap water. Come on.

It can't be worse than the tap water. Come on.

Yes.