Jesse Welles (song performance / vocalist)

There ain't no you in UnitedHealth There ain't no me in the company There ain't no us in the private trust There's hardly humans in humanity

Now the procedure that you're needing ain't the cost-effective route, and only 2% of people end up winning a dispute.

So if you get sick, pray to God for health, because your doctor's got to pray to UnitedHealth.

Way back in 77, Mr. Richard T. Burke started buying HMOs, putting federal grants to work, made 50 billion buckaroos.

Last year, the Warren Buffett of health, the Jeff Bezos of fear.

Now CEOs come and go and want just when the ingredients you got bake the cake you get.

But if you get sick, cross your fingers for luck.

Cause old Richard T. Burke ain't giving a fuck.

Commoditized health, monopolized fraud.

Here's the doctors we own and the research we bought.

They own the pharmacies and a lot of the meds.

They should start buying graves to sell us when we're all dead.

There ain't no you in UnitedHealth.

There ain't no me.

Fuck yeah, dude.

Yeah.

There ain't no you in United.

Yeah.

Right.

When I was just a boy, my mama asked me this.

She said, son, what do you want to be?

I said, a big philanthropist.

We're dead as my oil.

And illness is my business.

With guns is my retirement.

And war is my mistress.

I'm going to be an oligarch with a whole bunch of rockets.

I'd get them two sides fighting and I'd empty both of their pockets and if I got bored or money weary, I'd try my hand in dabbling in social engineering.

I'm gonna be a billionaire with a big foundation.

We used to rule in shadows But I'd come right out and I'd rule the nation I'm gonna do all my own laundry In a third world nation state Experiment with the locals Like some philanthropic saint And I'd never make a cure Not get you a treatment plan You can die in slow installments And I'll bleed you while I can And I'd travel around the planet

And a big old mystery jet What I did would be my business And what you did I would collect If I was a philanthropist Just run around philanthropistic Got a whole lot of help just for myself But I gotta make it look convincing You nailed it.

Right.

Right.