Jesse Welles (song performance / vocalist)

There ain't no you in UnitedHealth There ain't no me in the company There ain't no us in the private trust There's hardly humans in humanity

Now the procedure that you're needing ain't the cost-effective route, and only 2% of people end up winning a dispute.

So if you get sick, pray to God for health, because your doctor's got to pray to UnitedHealth.

Way back in 77, Mr. Richard T. Burke started buying HMOs, putting federal grants to work, made 50 billion buckaroos.

Last year, the Warren Buffett of health, the Jeff Bezos of fear.

Now CEOs come and go and want just when the ingredients you got bake the cake you get.

But if you get sick, cross your fingers for luck.

Cause old Richard T. Burke ain't giving a fuck.

Commoditized health, monopolized fraud.

Here's the doctors we own and the research we bought.

They own the pharmacies and a lot of the meds.

They should start buying graves to sell us when we're all dead.

There ain't no you in UnitedHealth.

There ain't no me.

Fuck yeah, dude.

Yeah.

There ain't no you in United.

Yeah.

Right.

When I was just a boy, my mama asked me this.