Jessica Hancock
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Podcast Appearances
Oh, right. Okay.
I don't like it. Oh, but look at it.
I don't like it. Oh, but look at it.
It looks terrifying. It's trying too hard to be cute in a way that I think it's evil.
It looks terrifying. It's trying too hard to be cute in a way that I think it's evil.
okay it's like a gremlin in the same way that like victorian china dolls are meant to be like cute toys but are terrifying it has that vibe for me okay okay yeah speaking of which i'm at my parents house my mother chose to tell me that there is she has some of my baby hair kept she's kind of weird but i know this thing parents yeah i find that weird and gross You know where she keeps it?
okay it's like a gremlin in the same way that like victorian china dolls are meant to be like cute toys but are terrifying it has that vibe for me okay okay yeah speaking of which i'm at my parents house my mother chose to tell me that there is she has some of my baby hair kept she's kind of weird but i know this thing parents yeah i find that weird and gross You know where she keeps it?
Inside a china doll. And I was like, Mother, that's how you make eldritch entities. That's the start of a horror film.
Inside a china doll. And I was like, Mother, that's how you make eldritch entities. That's the start of a horror film.
How awful is that? Anyway, sorry, that's what made me think of when I saw this goblin. But PJ, please tell us more.
How awful is that? Anyway, sorry, that's what made me think of when I saw this goblin. But PJ, please tell us more.
Oh, so it does. I misread that and thought it was eight foot tall for a second. And I was like, wow, that's a really good price for an eight foot tall goblin.
Oh, so it does. I misread that and thought it was eight foot tall for a second. And I was like, wow, that's a really good price for an eight foot tall goblin.
Yeah, a five foot tall goblin would be like a piece of furniture.
Yeah, a five foot tall goblin would be like a piece of furniture.
If it was eight foot tall, I would have got it for 130 quid, much to the upset of my partner who lives in the house with me.
If it was eight foot tall, I would have got it for 130 quid, much to the upset of my partner who lives in the house with me.
Too late, you can't now. The goblin prevents you.
Too late, you can't now. The goblin prevents you.
And I apologize because I fully encouraged PJ and jumped on board as well.