Jessica Smetana

But I also thought it was funny because, Chris, to your point about like the seriousness of it, I read in The Athletic that they're offering to let people discard their tortillas at the game by giving them to like officials who can dispose of them.

So it's like, I guess you smuggle the tortilla in your pants.

That's what people do.

And then you get there and you have second thoughts and you're like, yeah, I shouldn't do this.

I don't want to get ejected or banned from athletic department events.

So I'm going to take the tortilla out of my pants and hand it to her.

Do an usher.

Nice and warm.

The visual of that is very absurd to me.

Is that a tortilla in your pocket, or are you not happy to see me?

I don't think you guys really are that plugged into the ongoing... I don't want to use the word schism here, but the ongoing disagreements that a lot of Catholics have over the last two Popes.

It may be very alienating.

The Pope should...

I'll be I don't want to get into too much here about you've already said to my you've already as Catholics you're supposed to be like yes the Pope what the Pope says you know that is what we believe to be true and a lot of Catholics lately have been like well the Pope's being a lib so we don't like him actually the whole thing about like feeding the poor we believe to be optional so I don't know maybe you guys should just not be Catholic anymore because

When I grew up, the reason that I have Catholic guilt is because of the things that I was taught about, like Catholic social teaching and helping people in need, treating your neighbor as thyself.

But those things don't seem to be important to a lot of Catholics right now.

So that would be quite controversial.

Wait, I mean, oh my God.

This Louvre heist of the jewels, did you not think immediately of the Da Vinci Code?

Of course.