Jessica Smetana
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Podcast Appearances
Am I in a mall right now?
I texted you over the summer and I was like, this is my new number.
So what gave it away this morning?
Jesus.
I mean, first of all, I want to know what gave it away.
Was it when I was like, hey, Hard Rock's not even that awesome?
I was like, okay, hold on now.
On Hard Rock Stadium, like, oh, it's a sports mecca.
It's in the middle of nowhere.
They had plastic in the nachos that we got.
Exactly right.
No, those are microplastics.
This was a macroplastic.
This is the kind of plastic you have to get removed by a surgeon because it's lodged into your core.
I don't think scientists are sure what the microplastics are doing yet.
Says who?
Says me.
Can we do Tony's top five health-related opinions?
It'd be a great list.
You can spot a woman faking it.