Jessica Smetana

And this is what I've said my whole life.

God doesn't love the Cubs.

It's obvious.

2016 was a fluke and it sent the whole universe into some sort of dark black hole tailspin that we still haven't fought our way out of.

God does not love the Chicago Cubs, Dan, and neither does the Pope.

I love that he responded in Spanish first, too, and then translated it into English.

That was solid Pope work by him.

Well, I'm shocked you guys haven't covered the Trent Dilfer news because it was the big college football head coaching news of the weekend.

He was let go by UAB.

But no, let's talk about the tortillas first, Dan, because this is one of those silly college football things that it started off a little silly, then it got real, and then it got real.

Now there's fines involved, and now Kansas' head coach kind of looks like a liar.

Dan, you know of the Texas Tech tortilla throwing tradition?

Love those peanuts.

Anyway, so this past weekend, huge game between Texas Tech and Kansas, and the fans were throwing tortillas, of course.

And over the summer, the Big 12 said, if you throw tortillas, you'll get a warning, and then eventually you'll get 15-yard penalties because you can't throw stuff on the field, which

you know, makes a lot of sense.

Even though tortilla is very soft, they don't hurt.

They're not hurting anyone, but it is a pain in the ass to clean up and you shouldn't throw stuff on the field regardless.

Anyway, so the Texas Tech fans were throwing the tortillas.

Texas Tech was getting fined.