Jessica Smetana

Yeah, I think the married person lesson is sometimes you do things you don't want to do, and sometimes they do things they don't want to do.

And you find the compromise.

And you find the compromise.

Then, yeah, I could see why it didn't work out.

Then, yeah, I could see why it didn't work out.

I think it depends on how the run was. I didn't experience the run, so I can't say.

I think it depends on how the run was. I didn't experience the run, so I can't say.

I'm not watching those kids.

I'm not watching those kids.

I always think of that one cult in Oregon that put listeria in the salad bar. And like, what if some freak accident happened and someone just like put a little drip of some bacteria in the salad bar? It happened one time and I saw it in a Netflix documentary. Are you anti-buffet? No, I'm pro. I eat buffets all the time. But I feel like I'm rolling the dice every time.

I always think of that one cult in Oregon that put listeria in the salad bar. And like, what if some freak accident happened and someone just like put a little drip of some bacteria in the salad bar? It happened one time and I saw it in a Netflix documentary. Are you anti-buffet? No, I'm pro. I eat buffets all the time. But I feel like I'm rolling the dice every time.

No, but I do think about it.

No, but I do think about it.

It's just close to mind when I think about Kool-Aid. I'm like, I think about the cult. You're like, Jonestown. Yeah. Terrible, terrible thing.

It's just close to mind when I think about Kool-Aid. I'm like, I think about the cult. You're like, Jonestown. Yeah. Terrible, terrible thing.

Also, if you don't like kids and germs, you're halfway there.

Also, if you don't like kids and germs, you're halfway there.

Don't take Gabe. Not Gabe.

Don't take Gabe. Not Gabe.

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