Jessica Wynn

A healthy vagina, it has a mild scent, and that's normal.

Your diet might affect it slightly, but the obsession with making it smell like flowers is just more marketing.

And it's not consistent.

Like, throughout our cycle, our scent changes.

Men have sense too, by the way, which is fine.

But I have noticed these bogus products that are always marketed to women, they're starting to creep into the men's department too.

I assure you guys, you don't need Fresh Meadows scrotum mist.

I made it up, but there are products that, yeah.

Yeah, or you could just jump in the shower for five minutes.

I know, right?

That time of the month, Aunt Flo, Shark Week.

Just say period.

It's a basic body function, not a shameful mystery.

It literally happens to every woman once a month.

Just say it.

Yeah, we are.

For most of human history, there were no pads or tampons.

People used whatever worked, right?

Moss, animal skins, papyrus.

In ancient times, they would wrap lint around sticks, which I can't even imagine.