Jessica

That was cute. Yeah, I kind of liked it.

That was cute. Yeah, I kind of liked it.

But Jessica. I know. I do it too. I mispronunciate everything. But it's funny when it's Chris.

But Jessica. I know. I do it too. I mispronunciate everything. But it's funny when it's Chris.

It was like a one-second comment in a clip. Wait a second. It's not like he wrote an article about it.

It was like a one-second comment in a clip. Wait a second. It's not like he wrote an article about it.

That's all he has.

That's all he has.

Jeremy and I have something in common in that, well, I guess not really, because your team, well, I guess neither of our teams won the national championship, but you still think yours did. I won it. I won it. You think yours did, and they didn't, but they can pretend like they did, which is fine. No, we definitely did.

Jeremy and I have something in common in that, well, I guess not really, because your team, well, I guess neither of our teams won the national championship, but you still think yours did. I won it. I won it. You think yours did, and they didn't, but they can pretend like they did, which is fine. No, we definitely did.

Mine definitely didn't, and the only consolation was that they weren't the ones at the White House yesterday with J.D. Vance, so I guess.

Mine definitely didn't, and the only consolation was that they weren't the ones at the White House yesterday with J.D. Vance, so I guess.

Ow!

Ow!

I was thinking like Pete Crow Armstrong, PCA, because it's one away from CPA.

I was thinking like Pete Crow Armstrong, PCA, because it's one away from CPA.

Why poo?

Why poo?

It's a list that connotes taxes and shit.

It's a list that connotes taxes and shit.