Jessica

The year before, had to accept, like he was...

three inches too short to go on one of these rides and we you know we calmed him down he was like seven years old we calmed him down we got him to accept it our lead counselor sits off the ride with him but then the next year it's like all right i've grown three inches now i know i've grown three inches my doctor told me i grew three inches i'm gonna be good to go and he gets to the hulk and i mean we're talking we had already preemptively stuffed his shoes with napkins we were ready for it we're like he's for sure gonna blow by and he comes up a

three inches too short to go on one of these rides and we you know we calmed him down he was like seven years old we calmed him down we got him to accept it our lead counselor sits off the ride with him but then the next year it's like all right i've grown three inches now i know i've grown three inches my doctor told me i grew three inches i'm gonna be good to go and he gets to the hulk and i mean we're talking we had already preemptively stuffed his shoes with napkins we were ready for it we're like he's for sure gonna blow by and he comes up a

like a quarter of an inch short. And we tried to, I mean, we played every card that we had available to the people running it. And those bastards are serious about it. And they understandably are so serious about it. But I have not witnessed a profound sadness of just... streaming down this kid's face. Not my child, even some kid who I'm trying to give the best summer.

like a quarter of an inch short. And we tried to, I mean, we played every card that we had available to the people running it. And those bastards are serious about it. And they understandably are so serious about it. But I have not witnessed a profound sadness of just... streaming down this kid's face. Not my child, even some kid who I'm trying to give the best summer.

And he's just sobbing and sobbing and sobbing. And no matter what we did, they would not budge. And I completely understand it, given what you just said, which is this is really about the belt. But that is like it's that's got to be one of the worst feelings you can have as a kid is coming up just short.

And he's just sobbing and sobbing and sobbing. And no matter what we did, they would not budge. And I completely understand it, given what you just said, which is this is really about the belt. But that is like it's that's got to be one of the worst feelings you can have as a kid is coming up just short.

Oh yeah, for sure.

Oh yeah, for sure.

This was the affliction of having older cousins. Like I didn't have older siblings, but I had older cousins. And when we would all go to any of these places and they were, you know, 12, 13, 14 years old and I was like seven, eight or nine years old, I couldn't go on any of the stuff that they did.

This was the affliction of having older cousins. Like I didn't have older siblings, but I had older cousins. And when we would all go to any of these places and they were, you know, 12, 13, 14 years old and I was like seven, eight or nine years old, I couldn't go on any of the stuff that they did.

But it wasn't the same experience as what I imagine it was when it's, hey, it's all of my friends of the same age. And now I'm the shortest in the group and I can't go on the ride that they can.

But it wasn't the same experience as what I imagine it was when it's, hey, it's all of my friends of the same age. And now I'm the shortest in the group and I can't go on the ride that they can.

That's so sad, David.

That's so sad, David.

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