Jessica

All I know about my grandpa's chemistry career was that at one point he was a chemist in a lab working down the hall from where LSD was first invented.

well i mean i don't want to speak ill of my grandfather but um i you know my grandma she seems like a hoot right she seems like she thinks that a lot of things are funny and she's very humorous well my sister sent our big family group chat last thursday when the pope was announced um an onion article about like the vatican elects first chicago style pope and it was a photoshop of the pope in a bun with you know tomatoes and

well i mean i don't want to speak ill of my grandfather but um i you know my grandma she seems like a hoot right she seems like she thinks that a lot of things are funny and she's very humorous well my sister sent our big family group chat last thursday when the pope was announced um an onion article about like the vatican elects first chicago style pope and it was a photoshop of the pope in a bun with you know tomatoes and

well i mean i don't want to speak ill of my grandfather but um i you know my grandma she seems like a hoot right she seems like she thinks that a lot of things are funny and she's very humorous well my sister sent our big family group chat last thursday when the pope was announced um an onion article about like the vatican elects first chicago style pope and it was a photoshop of the pope in a bun with you know tomatoes and

uh sport peppers and whatever relish like he was a Chicago style hot dog and my grandma just responded to the whole group like our entire like 35 person group chat not funny oh wow wow she didn't take kindly to the Chicago jokes huh

uh sport peppers and whatever relish like he was a Chicago style hot dog and my grandma just responded to the whole group like our entire like 35 person group chat not funny oh wow wow she didn't take kindly to the Chicago jokes huh

uh sport peppers and whatever relish like he was a Chicago style hot dog and my grandma just responded to the whole group like our entire like 35 person group chat not funny oh wow wow she didn't take kindly to the Chicago jokes huh

she did not like the pope jokes i don't think it was well although that's a good question maybe she was offended on behalf of the hot dog not the pope i'll have to follow up on that you guys remember when the pope's like official instagram account was liking thirst traps like a couple years ago

she did not like the pope jokes i don't think it was well although that's a good question maybe she was offended on behalf of the hot dog not the pope i'll have to follow up on that you guys remember when the pope's like official instagram account was liking thirst traps like a couple years ago

she did not like the pope jokes i don't think it was well although that's a good question maybe she was offended on behalf of the hot dog not the pope i'll have to follow up on that you guys remember when the pope's like official instagram account was liking thirst traps like a couple years ago

Are you sure you're not confusing him with Ted Cruz?

Are you sure you're not confusing him with Ted Cruz?

Are you sure you're not confusing him with Ted Cruz?

Yeah, that happens to me all the time. All of a sudden, jugs. What are you talking about?

Yeah, that happens to me all the time. All of a sudden, jugs. What are you talking about?

Yeah, that happens to me all the time. All of a sudden, jugs. What are you talking about?

I like that, Mike, this is smart of you to get ahead of whatever your wife is going to find later on your phone. This is actually really good. You're putting this out publicly now, and this is the explanation. And it's a smart move.

I like that, Mike, this is smart of you to get ahead of whatever your wife is going to find later on your phone. This is actually really good. You're putting this out publicly now, and this is the explanation. And it's a smart move.

I like that, Mike, this is smart of you to get ahead of whatever your wife is going to find later on your phone. This is actually really good. You're putting this out publicly now, and this is the explanation. And it's a smart move.

My grandma will be thrilled.