Jim Acosta
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I kind of do.
But here's the thing.
These guys are so incompetent, they put war plans on a signal chat.
You know what I mean?
Right.
They're not sending their best, as Trump once said.
And these guys could fuck up a one-car funeral.
And so I just, you know...
How could they possibly pull off an assassination plot?
but i want to i want to move that's probably why they you know the plan was they were they were um they were only going to have him come in give his speech he was going to go off on the press and then get the hell out of there in part because he can't take it he can't take a joke uh that he's not going to be able to take it if somebody were to make fun of him but the other thing is they didn't want him napping in front of the press can you imagine if you would have fallen asleep like five times
Yeah.
Grandpa needs a cookie and a Diet Coke.
Oh my God.
I saw all of this.
First of all, Jen, you got to stop missing the Substack Party.
Like, you got to show up for these things, you know?
I know.
I need eyewitnesses.
No.
So I'll tell you what happened.