Jim Cramer

Screw that.

You've got to be just like Peter Lynch, and you've got to be just like Ken Langone.

Peter Lynch was, you'll never be able to time it because you'll be out on one of the seven great days of the year.

Just consistently buy the same thing.

The last day of the month is when I contribute.

And I pull forward if there's a 10% correction.

I pull forward that contribution.

So I speak where I'm very pro-index fund.

It's just that I believe if you're watching the show, it's because you like individual stocks.

So can I at least get you to do it right?

I took a horse handicapping course.

And it was for people to say, listen, people are going to go to the racetrack and they're just going to lose money.

At least let me teach you how to use the racing floor.

No, it was a deranged pit bull.

It was one of these mutts, and it ripped somebody's face off once because the person tried to get into our house, but it happened to be the landlord.

We were the renters.

What's the edge?

Here, this is one where it's not fair.

You'd have to listen to the show.

Okay.