Jim Cramer

That's how I feel.

How much homework does a regular person have to do to beat the pros?

I spend a lot of time talking about that in the chapter where I go into how to read a conference call.

But I teach you how to read a balance sheet.

Boy, that was another one that not everybody really wanted to have.

I can't recommend people

to buy stocks individually unless they know how to do balance sheet and how to do income statement, how to read conference book.

No, even that Lamborghini I see advertised there, although my wife would disagree.

But once you find how to do those things, I believe that if you have the time and inclination, it doesn't take as long as it used to because everything's available at your fingertips and you can actually just wait from quarter to quarter.

I got Gap on tonight, okay?

Did you know that they've got the best rewards program and that people go at Christmas time and shop there and they, it's free.

That's what they have.

My daughter's like, it's free.

You have points.

No, it's free.

You won't believe me.

Go there.

You get all your presents.

It's fantastic.

And they actually, the points culture, Dixon understands this.