Jim Norton

Because it reminds me of... I was leaving the Holland Tunnel with Karen Feehan.

We were doing a gig in Jersey.

And it was bumper to bumper.

And I came... You know, there was that merge where you think you're never going to get out of it.

And a guy...

And he goes, you hit my car.

And I'm like, I know I didn't hit his car.

But he made us, it was bumper to bumper.

I'm like, let's just talk on the other side of the tunnel.

Like, let's get out of this fuck, because I was going to be late for the gig.

And he goes, no, we're going to pull over and wait for the police.

So I'm like, oh, this piece of shit is trying to shake me down.

So we wound up, one of those awful traffic women was there.

You know, the people that just, they work for the city and they dress like cops, but they're not cops.

But if you assault one of them, it's like a big deal.

So we pulled over and I said, is it okay if we just trade licenses?

And she went, yeah, just trade licenses, which I think kind of shamed him into like letting us move on.

Otherwise he was going to have me fucking held up there or pay him on that.

Karen said I didn't.

It was a merge, and if I did, it was a one-mile-an-hour bump, but there was no mark on his car at all.