Jim Norton

Plus, again, last time we talked about the fucking lawyer who hadn't committed a murder at that point, but I still knew he was crazy.

And I have a hate mail fucking file.

And I used to argue with them.

Oh, boy.

Back and forth like a dummy.

But people would tell me, watch your back.

I know where you live.

I'm going to shoot you.

And then I would see a real name sign to it.

And I'm like, yeah, that guy's mentally ill.

Fuck yeah, there are a lot.

So I started doing... At the Comedy Cellar, I would always use names from the JFK assassination.

Like David Ferry was appearing...

it was never Oswaldo Kennedy I wasn't that on the nose but it was him it was you know Clay Shaw it was just all these weird people from the fucking from the Kennedy assassination Ali Wong used to have to do that at the comedy store

Because she was famous, right?

Much more terrifying for a woman.

And it's like, there's got to be a way, like in Black Mirror, there's one thing, they had a thing where you could block people from seeing you.

And again, it's a futuristic thing, but...

The penalty for stalking should be so fucking severe because the way they allow someone to ruin someone else's life, it's crazy that they haven't figured out something where when you're convicted of stalking, you should be forced to have something in your phone or some type of a monitor bracelet that alerts the other person.

It drives me crazy.