Jim Norton

Right.

So I try not to text and drive anymore.

I remember one time I was doing a gig and I was in full sex addict mode.

And fucking Sam Roberts, he was still an intern at that point, came with me because Kenny was busy.

So Sam came to help me sell merchandise.

And I remember he was...

I think I, did I let him, I drove, but he was in the passenger seat and I was just dirty talk texting the whole way home because I couldn't text and drive because he was in the car.

And I was like, I can't get fucking, I can't be texting some woman and kill the intern.

That would just be a loss waiting to happen.

So it's like the texting and driving thing I've kind of backed off of.

No.

You don't do that?

Fuck, dude.

I did that one time.

I connected my phone to a BMW X6.

My girlfriend at the time, my ex-girlfriend, came with me to the dealership, and the guy is telling me, oh, you should connect your phone.

And I do, and my fucking phone book, my contact list comes up.

Right.

and one of the girls you know i put where how i knew her and it was like a domination fantasy so that came up her name and domination fantasy came up on that little window in the x6 and i'm like i'll never connect anything to my car again there's just just too much going on just change the name i mean i mean how much time do i have to go back and change all the names change the name to like personal trainer

the code word it doesn't have to be I got busted one time talking dirty I was texting dirty and the girl the escort's name came up on my phone and it was like one of those names that cannot be like a regular person so I ran my girlfriend was fucking screaming at me in the car she's like who the fuck