Jimmie Whisman

Nobody's ever described the measurement of Visine as... How many bottles?

If you get a piece of dog shampoo in your eye, you will squirt that shit in there, but you're not...

If you get a piece of dog shampoo in your eye, you will squirt that shit in there, but you're not...

If you get a piece of dog shampoo in your eye, you will squirt that shit in there, but you're not...

That's the craziest thing that we've ever said.

That's the craziest thing that we've ever said.

That's the craziest thing that we've ever said.

I think she had six. That's way too much to drive.

I think she had six. That's way too much to drive.

I think she had six. That's way too much to drive.

You've given us three different stories and then open credit cards after a woman vising herself to death.

You've given us three different stories and then open credit cards after a woman vising herself to death.

You've given us three different stories and then open credit cards after a woman vising herself to death.

Oh, she probably Googled cyanide and then clicked the document and downloaded it.

Oh, she probably Googled cyanide and then clicked the document and downloaded it.

Oh, she probably Googled cyanide and then clicked the document and downloaded it.

She probably clicked and it didn't happen and then clicked some other stuff and didn't realize that she downloaded it.

She probably clicked and it didn't happen and then clicked some other stuff and didn't realize that she downloaded it.

She probably clicked and it didn't happen and then clicked some other stuff and didn't realize that she downloaded it.

Click. Done. I'm still paying for the shit that she got broken by the cops.