Jimmy Carr

Are you not going to land and then have a ball of... Well... You might.

There's a reason we're not in charge of this.

There's a reason we're not in charge of this.

There's a reason we're not in charge of this.

Oh, wow. All right.

Oh, wow. All right.

Oh, wow. All right.

Yeah, but that's taken. It's taken like. That's taken force.

Yeah, but that's taken. It's taken like. That's taken force.

Yeah, but that's taken. It's taken like. That's taken force.

Yeah. Yeah. Right. Okay. Simulation theory. I like thinking about it because I kind of go, I've got such a crazy life.

Yeah. Yeah. Right. Okay. Simulation theory. I like thinking about it because I kind of go, I've got such a crazy life.

Yeah. Yeah. Right. Okay. Simulation theory. I like thinking about it because I kind of go, I've got such a crazy life.

How could it be real? I'm sitting here with you. Yeah. I was with Chappelle on Sunday. Woody Harrelson came to the show last night. I know him a little bit from London. I was going, this feels like a cartoon. It doesn't feel real somehow. And yet you go, well, it's an interesting way to think about the world because you go, well, if this is a game... What's the scorecard? How do you win?

How could it be real? I'm sitting here with you. Yeah. I was with Chappelle on Sunday. Woody Harrelson came to the show last night. I know him a little bit from London. I was going, this feels like a cartoon. It doesn't feel real somehow. And yet you go, well, it's an interesting way to think about the world because you go, well, if this is a game... What's the scorecard? How do you win?

How could it be real? I'm sitting here with you. Yeah. I was with Chappelle on Sunday. Woody Harrelson came to the show last night. I know him a little bit from London. I was going, this feels like a cartoon. It doesn't feel real somehow. And yet you go, well, it's an interesting way to think about the world because you go, well, if this is a game... What's the scorecard? How do you win?

And it kind of makes you think about, well, what's important in your life? What's the measurable and immeasurable metrics? I often think about there's CV, resume points, and then there's eulogy points. And often those things kind of conflict. You know, like the things that we, you know, career-wise, you could have a great career, but if you don't have kids and a family... Who's doing the eulogy?

And it kind of makes you think about, well, what's important in your life? What's the measurable and immeasurable metrics? I often think about there's CV, resume points, and then there's eulogy points. And often those things kind of conflict. You know, like the things that we, you know, career-wise, you could have a great career, but if you don't have kids and a family... Who's doing the eulogy?

And it kind of makes you think about, well, what's important in your life? What's the measurable and immeasurable metrics? I often think about there's CV, resume points, and then there's eulogy points. And often those things kind of conflict. You know, like the things that we, you know, career-wise, you could have a great career, but if you don't have kids and a family... Who's doing the eulogy?

Who's speaking for you? What are the things that really matter?