Jimmy Carr
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What happened, Jimmy? I don't know. I was in like some accountant said to me, do you want to, oh, there's like a tax scheme. You want to be in a tax scheme? And I went, yeah, okay. Like, stupid. Oh, did you know it was not legit? Oh, no, it was legit. It was all legal. It was tax avoidance, not tax evasion. There's a difference, and the difference is about 18 months in prison.
What happened, Jimmy? I don't know. I was in like some accountant said to me, do you want to, oh, there's like a tax scheme. You want to be in a tax scheme? And I went, yeah, okay. Like, stupid. Oh, did you know it was not legit? Oh, no, it was legit. It was all legal. It was tax avoidance, not tax evasion. There's a difference, and the difference is about 18 months in prison.
What happened, Jimmy? I don't know. I was in like some accountant said to me, do you want to, oh, there's like a tax scheme. You want to be in a tax scheme? And I went, yeah, okay. Like, stupid. Oh, did you know it was not legit? Oh, no, it was legit. It was all legal. It was tax avoidance, not tax evasion. There's a difference, and the difference is about 18 months in prison.
So, thankfully, I came down on the right fucking side of that. How much did you wind up owing? Oh, it was enough. It was enough to go, oh, put the tour in. Great, we're going on the road. Wow. Yeah, we're in trouble.
So, thankfully, I came down on the right fucking side of that. How much did you wind up owing? Oh, it was enough. It was enough to go, oh, put the tour in. Great, we're going on the road. Wow. Yeah, we're in trouble.
So, thankfully, I came down on the right fucking side of that. How much did you wind up owing? Oh, it was enough. It was enough to go, oh, put the tour in. Great, we're going on the road. Wow. Yeah, we're in trouble.
Well, I'd love it if they took the cocaine and paid the tax on that. Just went to the IRS and went, look, I brought you this baggie of coke.
Well, I'd love it if they took the cocaine and paid the tax on that. Just went to the IRS and went, look, I brought you this baggie of coke.
Well, I'd love it if they took the cocaine and paid the tax on that. Just went to the IRS and went, look, I brought you this baggie of coke.
It's about 30% of the coke I took. This is for you, the IRS.
It's about 30% of the coke I took. This is for you, the IRS.
It's about 30% of the coke I took. This is for you, the IRS.
I've gamed the system. I do two shows a night now. So one for me, one for them.
I've gamed the system. I do two shows a night now. So one for me, one for them.
I've gamed the system. I do two shows a night now. So one for me, one for them.
I don't even see that money. I can't be trusted. I can't trust myself.
I don't even see that money. I can't be trusted. I can't trust myself.