Jimmy Carr

It is true. I'm trying to figure out, what do you do for fun? What are your hobbies and whatnot?

That means pot. You're talking about pot?

That means pot. You're talking about pot?

That means pot. You're talking about pot?

Are you Gary Oldman playing a character right now? He's literally the best actor in the world, and I'm starting to see it. And today, you're so good, you're playing a 31-year-old wacky comedian who's looking for a job in Austin. That's why you keep accidentally saying callback for all these things. You're one of the greatest actors in the world, aren't you?

Are you Gary Oldman playing a character right now? He's literally the best actor in the world, and I'm starting to see it. And today, you're so good, you're playing a 31-year-old wacky comedian who's looking for a job in Austin. That's why you keep accidentally saying callback for all these things. You're one of the greatest actors in the world, aren't you?

Are you Gary Oldman playing a character right now? He's literally the best actor in the world, and I'm starting to see it. And today, you're so good, you're playing a 31-year-old wacky comedian who's looking for a job in Austin. That's why you keep accidentally saying callback for all these things. You're one of the greatest actors in the world, aren't you?

Have people told you you look like Gary Oldman?

Have people told you you look like Gary Oldman?

Have people told you you look like Gary Oldman?

This is so interesting. Thank you. God damn. You need to get him a good bartending job somewhere. It's a shame we don't know anybody that owns a comedy club around here. They must be staffed at the time. How much longer do you have until you run out of money and have to go back to the Charles River with your... You probably do have a tail between your legs.

This is so interesting. Thank you. God damn. You need to get him a good bartending job somewhere. It's a shame we don't know anybody that owns a comedy club around here. They must be staffed at the time. How much longer do you have until you run out of money and have to go back to the Charles River with your... You probably do have a tail between your legs.

This is so interesting. Thank you. God damn. You need to get him a good bartending job somewhere. It's a shame we don't know anybody that owns a comedy club around here. They must be staffed at the time. How much longer do you have until you run out of money and have to go back to the Charles River with your... You probably do have a tail between your legs.

I mean, he does have a look like he might have a weird little tail that waggles, and we can't see it because it's underneath his pants. Anybody else get that? Okay. It's the first time I've said that in 12 years.

I mean, he does have a look like he might have a weird little tail that waggles, and we can't see it because it's underneath his pants. Anybody else get that? Okay. It's the first time I've said that in 12 years.

I mean, he does have a look like he might have a weird little tail that waggles, and we can't see it because it's underneath his pants. Anybody else get that? Okay. It's the first time I've said that in 12 years.

Prove it. Whoa, all right, that's enough, that's enough, that's... Whiskey time. Yeah, you're giving us all a whiskey hole right now.

Prove it. Whoa, all right, that's enough, that's enough, that's... Whiskey time. Yeah, you're giving us all a whiskey hole right now.

Prove it. Whoa, all right, that's enough, that's enough, that's... Whiskey time. Yeah, you're giving us all a whiskey hole right now.

Okay, tell us about this car accident. Were you walking or driving? Bicycling. Wow, okay. Do you have a basket on the front of your bike? I can picture a basket. You do? It was on the back, but I did have a basket. He had a basket on the bike. Let the record show I saw a basket. And God damn it, he had a basket.