Jimmy Fallon

And then, oh, yeah, and then you start thinking of all these stuff that you thought was depressing then. It's kind of charming now. And you go, kind of, I love those days. And I love the days where you bombed and that was the biggest problem. The biggest problem in your life was that you didn't do a great impression of Jerry Seinfeld. Like, that was the biggest problem in your life? Okay.

And then, oh, yeah, and then you start thinking of all these stuff that you thought was depressing then. It's kind of charming now. And you go, kind of, I love those days. And I love the days where you bombed and that was the biggest problem. The biggest problem in your life was that you didn't do a great impression of Jerry Seinfeld. Like, that was the biggest problem in your life? Okay.

Then I think your life is pretty good. You look back and go, that was, it meant so much to me, though. You know, and I think about that now with my daughters. You know, they tell me stuff that's going on in school and stuff. And to me, I'm like, you won't even see these kids. This will mean nothing to you. These kids, maybe you'll be friends with them for life. I hope. That'd be great.

Then I think your life is pretty good. You look back and go, that was, it meant so much to me, though. You know, and I think about that now with my daughters. You know, they tell me stuff that's going on in school and stuff. And to me, I'm like, you won't even see these kids. This will mean nothing to you. These kids, maybe you'll be friends with them for life. I hope. That'd be great.

But I don't think so. I don't remember anyone. I don't talk to anyone from my grade school. But it's the biggest thing in their life now. So you can't say that. Because it's like, Dad, this is my life. What are you talking about? This is the biggest thing. Like, high school is so slow when you're in high school. Right now, four years is a joke. Four years is like a joke to me.

But I don't think so. I don't remember anyone. I don't talk to anyone from my grade school. But it's the biggest thing in their life now. So you can't say that. Because it's like, Dad, this is my life. What are you talking about? This is the biggest thing. Like, high school is so slow when you're in high school. Right now, four years is a joke. Four years is like a joke to me.

I go, oh my God, I can do anything for four years. When you're in it, it's long. Four years feels like 25 years.

I go, oh my God, I can do anything for four years. When you're in it, it's long. Four years feels like 25 years.

I would have found a way and done it. And even just walked on or something. I would have found a way to get on it. I would have found some way to either be an extra or walk in the background or do something. I would have. There's no way. There's no way. I'd have to. But you're saying if I didn't, what would happen? Or are you saying, I don't think it would ever happen? I had to be on it.

I would have found a way and done it. And even just walked on or something. I would have found a way to get on it. I would have found some way to either be an extra or walk in the background or do something. I would have. There's no way. There's no way. I'd have to. But you're saying if I didn't, what would happen? Or are you saying, I don't think it would ever happen? I had to be on it.

I was going to make it happen. And I had to do it. You know? I don't think there was an option. I don't think there... I would have done it. I don't think there's ever an option. I would never have been on that show.

I was going to make it happen. And I had to do it. You know? I don't think there was an option. I don't think there... I would have done it. I don't think there's ever an option. I would never have been on that show.

But I mean, I think a lot of performers have done this where you interview yourself and you pretend you're on a radio show. And you go like, here I am. I'm counting down the top 10 songs and here's the vote. And I have cassettes of me doing that. You know, I think a lot of people do that.

But I mean, I think a lot of performers have done this where you interview yourself and you pretend you're on a radio show. And you go like, here I am. I'm counting down the top 10 songs and here's the vote. And I have cassettes of me doing that. You know, I think a lot of people do that.

I had to, it was going to happen. I don't know. I don't know if I can tell you honestly that I could imagine another path. I don't even know if I could fake it because I would be lying. I know I would be on Saturday Night Live. I have to. I just, that was, I can't even, I can't lie and say, well, I guess I could have done it. I just know.

I had to, it was going to happen. I don't know. I don't know if I can tell you honestly that I could imagine another path. I don't even know if I could fake it because I would be lying. I know I would be on Saturday Night Live. I have to. I just, that was, I can't even, I can't lie and say, well, I guess I could have done it. I just know.

I think you get little things, little good things happen to you.

I think you get little things, little good things happen to you.

I could use luck, but I'm just going to say good things. I mean, it probably is luck. I feel like I'm a lucky person, but I think they're just like, I think I got a holding deal at Warner Brothers Television to act for a sitcom or something, even though I didn't want a sitcom. I remember putting in the contract that if I get silent live while I'm doing the sitcom that I can contractually get out.

I could use luck, but I'm just going to say good things. I mean, it probably is luck. I feel like I'm a lucky person, but I think they're just like, I think I got a holding deal at Warner Brothers Television to act for a sitcom or something, even though I didn't want a sitcom. I remember putting in the contract that if I get silent live while I'm doing the sitcom that I can contractually get out.