Jimmy Fallon

Actually, our producer, Daniel Kellison, will find something for them, I'm sure.

He has devoted his life to helping big-breasted women succeed.

Yes, he does.

Okay, well that's terrific.

Jugs, not drugs, it's called.

I was just breaking down mentally of, like, what have I done? I don't know what else to do with my life. And I think I wrote a letter to my best friend, like, I'm losing it, dude. What did it say? It's a deep one. Jesus.

I was just breaking down mentally of, like, what have I done? I don't know what else to do with my life. And I think I wrote a letter to my best friend, like, I'm losing it, dude. What did it say? It's a deep one. Jesus.

Well, I was beyond obsessed. I wanted to be on Saturday Night Live. So I worked at the improv where I think the paycheck was $7.25. You didn't really eat much. I would turn cardboard boxes on the street into tables. It's tough. It's a lot of rejection. But the stage time was priceless.

Well, I was beyond obsessed. I wanted to be on Saturday Night Live. So I worked at the improv where I think the paycheck was $7.25. You didn't really eat much. I would turn cardboard boxes on the street into tables. It's tough. It's a lot of rejection. But the stage time was priceless.

I got an audition for Saturday Night Live. This was my big opportunity. I remember going on stage, did my first impression, and I blew it. That was probably my lowest moment. It was very depressing.

I got an audition for Saturday Night Live. This was my big opportunity. I remember going on stage, did my first impression, and I blew it. That was probably my lowest moment. It was very depressing.

Did you mean that?

Did you mean that?

But I just knew that I would be on Sarah Lynn. It was going to happen. And against all odds, I did it.

But I just knew that I would be on Sarah Lynn. It was going to happen. And against all odds, I did it.

Gosh, that's a great question. That's going to be the whole show right here. Because I want to find out. You know, maybe entertaining or being funny is probably. Or you want to just satisfy people. I think, you know, in wanting to please people, I've always wanted to please people since I was a kid.

Gosh, that's a great question. That's going to be the whole show right here. Because I want to find out. You know, maybe entertaining or being funny is probably. Or you want to just satisfy people. I think, you know, in wanting to please people, I've always wanted to please people since I was a kid.

Like, I don't know if it was my parents or my grandparents or I wanted to make people feel good and give everyone. If I'm at a party, I want to make sure it's the best party, you know, and I'm giving everything. I want to make sure it's so... pleasing or appeasing, one of those words. But I think I've always wanted to do that. And that's kind of what I do now.

Like, I don't know if it was my parents or my grandparents or I wanted to make people feel good and give everyone. If I'm at a party, I want to make sure it's the best party, you know, and I'm giving everything. I want to make sure it's so... pleasing or appeasing, one of those words. But I think I've always wanted to do that. And that's kind of what I do now.

Yeah, which I thought, I think I'd be a pretty good priest. I think it would be funny and, you know, I could have good delivery, you know. Someone said to me once, they said, maybe you got your first taste of