Jimmy Kimmel

And we, you know, of course, we goofed on him all the time.

And we'd ask him over and over again what time he's leaving for the airport.

The story about the airport, I mean...

There were many times where he slept over at the airport.

And it's crazy, but that's just how he was.

He's a very odd guy, but always very nice and always very funny and just a good, solid guy.

Even weirder, I didn't have a video camera.

I'd make cassette tapes of the family.

Yeah, audio tapes, and not just fights, everything.

I'd just tape a whole dinner, and then my cousin Sal, we'd grab the tape, and then we'd memorize it.

We'd listen back to it over and over again.

I remember a particular passage as my Uncle Frank was trying to get ketchup out of the ketchup bottle, and he's shaking it, and he would give up on things almost immediately.

So he's shaking the ketchup, and he goes to his wife, my Aunt Chippy,

Chip, how do you pour this?

And then she goes on a rant.

He's so stupid, it's pathetic.

He'll never invent the airplane.

He'll never invent the light bulb.

He's lucky if he knows how to turn one on.

He'll never invent the aeroplane.