Jimmy Kimmel

It's a compliment.

Those are the worst.

For whatever reason, it's becoming increasingly difficult for people to accept anything at face value.

Here's a fun little conspiracy theory we heard on Newsmax today.

That is 100% true, by the way.

You mess with me, you will never be heard from again.

Ask Matt Damon, you remember him?

No, you do not.

The president of the United States made it very clear he wants to see me and the hundreds of people who work here fired from our jobs.

Our leader celebrates Americans losing their livelihoods because he can't take a joke.

They want to pick and choose what the news is.

I know that's not as interesting as muzzling a comedian, but it's so important to have a free press, and it is nuts that we aren't paying more attention to it.

This show is not important.

What is important is that we get to live in a country that allows us to have a show like this.

And thankfully, the first lady and the president had their hands on the rails.

Yes.

it was never my intention to make light of the murder of a young man

I don't think there's anything funny about it.

I posted a message on Instagram on the day he was killed, sending love to his family and asking for compassion.

And I meant it.