Jinkx Monsoon

I don't know why you're getting so defensive.

It's like you don't have fluorescence up.

No, no, no.

Are you defending the motherland because you love her so much?

Oh, my God.

Anyway, you can get cunty antics like this in my Speaking of Witch tour.

That scared the dog.

My family... The dog's looking at you like... Dogs have a hard time with me.

Cats love me.

Dogs have a hard time knowing what to do.

When I was a very little kid, we went to Reno, Nevada for a wedding as a family.

And then basically every holiday trip after that, I realized was just to a place with casinos.

And so we would take family holiday trips to the beach once.

which was code language for we're going to go to the beach for a couple hours and then we're going to stick you in the playpen and be at the casino for a solid weekend.

Oh, no.

That's some shit.

Well, I was always excited because eventually one day I'd be old enough to go to the casino, but we were bankrupt by then.

Because of the casino trip.

Anyway, my first holiday I gave myself was to Amsterdam.

And that's when I got hit by a car.