JJ Curry

An angel enters the bar. And then I turn to Martin, and at this point, you know when just, like, music stops playing and you're yelling over a bar? So I just go, like, as soon as music stops, mid-sentence, I go, I guess there's only one pretty girl here.

An angel enters the bar. And then I turn to Martin, and at this point, you know when just, like, music stops playing and you're yelling over a bar? So I just go, like, as soon as music stops, mid-sentence, I go, I guess there's only one pretty girl here.

An angel enters the bar. And then I turn to Martin, and at this point, you know when just, like, music stops playing and you're yelling over a bar? So I just go, like, as soon as music stops, mid-sentence, I go, I guess there's only one pretty girl here.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

And this ugly trash bag of a human looks at me and Mark and goes, which one's the pretty one?

And this ugly trash bag of a human looks at me and Mark and goes, which one's the pretty one?

And this ugly trash bag of a human looks at me and Mark and goes, which one's the pretty one?

It's a lovely way with words. And of course I tried to say that. I go, I guess there's three, you know.

It's a lovely way with words. And of course I tried to say that. I go, I guess there's three, you know.

It's a lovely way with words. And of course I tried to say that. I go, I guess there's three, you know.

And then they get some beer. And then I get nervous because they keep talking. And then all of a sudden, just a pickup truck full of men get to the bar. All gorillas, you know. It's like a scene from a movie where they're coming to beat up the outsiders, you know. I mean, if you're gonna beat up Martin Phillips, this... I'm fucked, you know.

And then they get some beer. And then I get nervous because they keep talking. And then all of a sudden, just a pickup truck full of men get to the bar. All gorillas, you know. It's like a scene from a movie where they're coming to beat up the outsiders, you know. I mean, if you're gonna beat up Martin Phillips, this... I'm fucked, you know.

And then they get some beer. And then I get nervous because they keep talking. And then all of a sudden, just a pickup truck full of men get to the bar. All gorillas, you know. It's like a scene from a movie where they're coming to beat up the outsiders, you know. I mean, if you're gonna beat up Martin Phillips, this... I'm fucked, you know.

And then they come off, and I overhear the bull sharks tell these jocks of what went down. And you know what those guys did? Dude, I was so nervous. Those guys literally laugh, and they go, well, you ain't a prize.

And then they come off, and I overhear the bull sharks tell these jocks of what went down. And you know what those guys did? Dude, I was so nervous. Those guys literally laugh, and they go, well, you ain't a prize.

And then they come off, and I overhear the bull sharks tell these jocks of what went down. And you know what those guys did? Dude, I was so nervous. Those guys literally laugh, and they go, well, you ain't a prize.

Yeah, plus Martin needs something. By the way, he bangs. I've seen some girls backstage. It's pretty... Martin. Martin, yeah. Girls have, like, a fetish. They want to take care of you, you know? They're like, I can fix him, you know?

Yeah, plus Martin needs something. By the way, he bangs. I've seen some girls backstage. It's pretty... Martin. Martin, yeah. Girls have, like, a fetish. They want to take care of you, you know? They're like, I can fix him, you know?