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Joanna Hausman

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
517 total appearances

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Yeah, wait until they're teenagers.

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Let's talk again.

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You don't resent your children.

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What a blessing.

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And it's interesting because when I found out I was pregnant, I was like, oh, I'm pregnant.

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I'm in.

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My husband was like, I guess I got nine months to think about this.

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And I was like, oh no.

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The next day I feel like trash.

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And I feel like I can barely exist.

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I feel like being a mom is like being hazed into parenthood.

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For nine months, there's no cuteness, there's no baby.

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Your body's just going through a full body demolition.

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And it's like, you think you want to be a parent, bitch?

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You know?

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But I'm glad that you felt rewired immediately because I think as a mom, I was rewired immediately because it was like going through the most difficult hike of your life and then you finally get to the top.

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And you're like, okay, maybe it was worth it, this 90-hour hike.