Joanna Robinson

Morning Glory Milking Farm offers full-time hours, full benefits, and generous pay with no experience needed.

There's only one catch.

The clientele is grade-A certified prime beef with all the manly, meaty endowments to match.

Milking minotaurs isn't something Violet ever considered as a career option, but she's determined to turn the opportunity into a reversal of fortune.

Hi, Phelan.

I would just like to go back to the line, you ever seen a milking machine?

In the context of Morning Glory Milking Bar.

This literally came up in organic conversation over dinner last night that someone else brought up.

I have not read this book.

I did check it out from the library, the audio book, because I was very curious about it a couple months ago.

And I started and I said, no, thank you.

I said, not for me.

I said, some bridges are a bridge too far.

And this is one for me.

But I'm not trying to yuck anyone's yum.

And like monster romances are a big thing right now.

So but it's not my thing, but it exists.

No, it's not safe.

Well, you know what?

You can read the book to find out.