Jocko Willink

And like, they haven't even given me the time of day.

And I was like, bro, if there's girls, you know, I'll leave them alone.

They're yours.

You handle it.

And so we go to a, we go to this bar.

I know you're going to talk to him.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh shit.

I look across the bar and there's this like shockingly, uh, stunningly beautiful girl with blonde hair and, uh, like a white freaking skin tight, gorgeous outfit on.

And so I saw her and I just walked over to her.

And, um, yeah, this is the embarrassing part is, uh, you know, when you're on a ship back then there, there wasn't internet.

And so we had a limited number of video cassettes.

There's no DVDs, no streaming.

And one of the movies that we had was Ace Ventura, Pet Detective.

And so I had watched that movie at this point like hundreds of times.

And I walked up to this beautiful blonde girl, and I said in like a Jim Carrey style, I said, you must be Aphrodite's goddess of love.

And she looked at me like I was an idiot and then laughed, and we started talking.

But that was the...

I don't know whether it's more embarrassing that I said it to her or that she fell for it.